Please become my ever-faithful companion so that together we can provide assistance to the noble group TAPAS in its efforts to bring Americans equal access to all domestically produced European wine grape varieties.
The problem is that evil dragons and other diabolical forces have historically made it difficult for producers of native Iberian grapes to thrive in America. Many who drink domestic American wines have become lost in a sea of Franco-Italian red table wines because their access to American produced wines and wine styles based on native Spanish and Portuguese wine grapes has been denied. This misfortune has deprived your palate unjustly, is a real tragedy and must be reversed.
American vintners have recently discovered the cornucopia of wonderful Iberian wine grape varieties and have produced delicious domestic varietal wines in America that are just now entering the market place.
So please become a Sancho Panza, and
- Discover these wines;
- Share the delight with friends;
- Be aware of evil dragons and diabolical forces;
- Use the newly discovered truths in your lances, swords and axes to dispatch opposing forces;
- In return TAPAS will keep you abreast of new emerging varietal wines, important media news, and special events by email.
May the Society prosper, and you may rest assured that long after vinous equality has been achieved in America, I will remain eternally grateful for your assistance.
Your Humble Servant
His sign X
El ingenioso hidalgo don Quijote de la Mancha
(Just fill out that convenient form to the right!)